1. Chris Pratt worked with Marvel and Children’s Miracle Network Hospital to arrange a special screening of Guardians of the Galaxy for patients, families and staff at Children’s Hospital Los Angeles Wednesday. While the movie played, Pratt snuck out and dressed up as his character, Star-Lord. He spent more than three hours in full costume and handed out movie-themed toys. Pratt also visited patients in the Bone Marrow Transplant Unit, the Children’s Center for Cancer and Blood Diseases, and the Pediatric ICU, as they were too sick to join the movie screening that afternoon.

    Pratt spent extra time with one patient, Dylan Prunty, who is a longtime Lego fan and recognized the actor’s voice from The Lego Movie. They spent about 10 minutes reciting different scenes from the film.

    (Source: eonline.com)

  2. memeguy-com:

I actually dream of a day

    memeguy-com:

    I actually dream of a day

  3. akupitiyo:

    nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

    reclusivewanker:

    m-ignon:

    dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

    Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

    Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

    yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

    only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

    reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

  4. dropalexdead:

    I’m laughing so fucking hard rn, omg.

    (Source: mynameisdavid23)

  5. nerdy-hippie:

    thecandycoatedcondesce:

    borl2008:

    Yup

    Once, I woke up at a sleepover, and my friend looked at me and whispered in horror. “You talk in your sleep.”

    So I blinked and stared at her, eyebrow raised, and asked, “Oh, really? What do I say?”

    She replied, “You said ‘NO. DO NOT TOUCH THE BOMB. THERE ARE GAY PEOPLE HERE.’” 

    one time i was on a class trip to nyc and we had several roommates and one of them was asleep 

    well the rest of us we were talking about this really ceppy teacher named mr. haney and my friend, who was asleep, goes mr. haney is so ugh

    then we thought she was awake so we went over there to annoy her so we started poking her and she was like “poke” everytime we poked her it was priceless

    (Source: best-of-memes)

  6. mikelotic:

Yaaaaaas bitch you brush that cabbage

    mikelotic:

    Yaaaaaas bitch you brush that cabbage

    (Source: virgil134)

  7. (Source: wordismasha)

  8. me: Oh what the fuck
    friend: what happened?
    me: this scenario I created in my head got intense

  9. idreamofjimmy:

    Sheen Estevez, Ace Attorney

  10. gnarly:

    robinnnnnnnnnnn:

    screwsociety:

    lame-waves:

    i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

    "I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

    OH MY GOD

  11. tastefullyoffensive:

    Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

  12. (Source: flynnrideres)

  13. doyouwannabuildasnowman:

invanity-wetrust:

ticklesthesomething:

geminihoneybee:

olitwist:

toluicacid:

pink-nation-xoxo:

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child…

and to the husbands that stick by their wives regardless of wether they can have a child

This was the most realistic Disney movie ever.

yeah the part where the house flies off due to a bunch of balloons was very realistic 



Actually they consulted an architect about how many balloons exactly it would take to do that to a house of that exact size and weight. They calculated that moment using a physics engine and took everything into account. Unless a professional architect as well as all of the physics professors who put their effort into that highly advanced physics engine are wrong, that take off was actually very doable and scientifically accurate.

GET WRECKED SON

It just got better

    doyouwannabuildasnowman:

    invanity-wetrust:

    ticklesthesomething:

    geminihoneybee:

    olitwist:

    toluicacid:

    pink-nation-xoxo:

    disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

    Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child…

    and to the husbands that stick by their wives regardless of wether they can have a child

    This was the most realistic Disney movie ever.

    yeah the part where the house flies off due to a bunch of balloons was very realistic 

    Actually they consulted an architect about how many balloons exactly it would take to do that to a house of that exact size and weight. They calculated that moment using a physics engine and took everything into account. Unless a professional architect as well as all of the physics professors who put their effort into that highly advanced physics engine are wrong, that take off was actually very doable and scientifically accurate.

    GET WRECKED SON

    It just got better

  14. thechanelmuse:

    Meet Cory Nieves. He’s a dapper, 10-year old CEO of Mr. Cory’s Cookies who started his own booming cookie business in an effort to help his mom buy a car after moving from NYC to New Jersey in 2009.