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scottlava:

“When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass. And so we are all connnected in the great Circle of Life.”
The Great Showdowns in book form!

scottlava:

When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass. And so we are all connnected in the great Circle of Life.

The Great Showdowns in book form!

scottlava:

“You can fool me, but you cannot fool Ernest Hemingway!”

scottlava:

You can fool me, but you cannot fool Ernest Hemingway!”

scottlava:

The GREATEST SHOWDOWN HITS of 2013

Hello, everyone!  Well, there goes 2013.  What an interesting year.  Some ups and downs for everyone!  

Let us celebrate by looking back upon the MOST POPULAR of the showdowns from last year, shall we?  Let us do this right now! (pictured above.  so i suppose you already have.)

Thank you for supporting and enjoying the Great Showdowns for so long!  I love you guys.  

Oh!  AND TAKE NOTE: the next Great Showdowns Exhibition shall be in July of 2014 at Gallery 1988.  So mark that month on your calendars.  I will not let you forget though.  don’t worry.

Ok, thank you thank you!

In a sincere fashion, SCOTT C.

godblesskfc:

dad taking a selfie, then admiring it

godblesskfc:

dad taking a selfie, then admiring it

teaseon:

ultrafacts:

Want more facts? Visit the Ultrafacts blog!

The national geographic one gets me all the time.

memeguy-com:

Hi there Im pegman

memeguy-com:

Hi there Im pegman

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

officialunitedstates:

are you from heaven because tennessee

randomweas:

Expectativa vs. Realidad

vulgartrader:

Your God.

vulgartrader:

Your God.

damn-you-steven-moffat:

if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple