1. bifurs:

    Me: [ENJOYS MOVIE]

    Other person: But I hated how-

    Me: [ENJOYS MOVIE LOUDER]

  2. katara:

    i’m not racist i love chinese food 

  3. lokicolouredglasses:

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.
"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."
"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."


(taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)
This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.

    lokicolouredglasses:

    fandom-universe:

    kungfucarrie:

    The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

    "Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.

    "B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."

    "That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."

    (taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)

    This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.

    (Source: uvmsemba)

  4. pineplapple:

    This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

  5. whackfrost:

    that one person that everybody likes

    but you fucking hate

  6. sashayed:

    silvermoon424:

    poppypicklesticks:

    billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

    cosmicallycosmopolitan:

    billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

    james-winston:

    The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhinoTitanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

    I’m so glad they aren’t around

    omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

    Praise natural selection

    I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

    The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

    I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

    Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

    And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

    Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

    GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

  7. memeguy-com:

Beat to the Punch

    memeguy-com:

    Beat to the Punch

  8. nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

    nowyoukno:

    Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

  9. (Source: trashboat)

  10. harrygilmore:

that’s ok mum

    harrygilmore:

    that’s ok mum

  11. mariowiki:

    codeinewarrior:

    say those three words and i’m yours

    super smash bros

  12. Patrick being adorable in the new Spongbob Squarepants Movie (2015)

  13. rampageginger:

    Make-A-Wish Foundation made this kid’s dream come true. What a wonderful thing that has happened.

    Feel free to follow me.This ginger doesn’t bite too bad.

  14. wtf-fun-factss:

Secret senses that humans have - WTF fun facts

    wtf-fun-factss:

    Secret senses that humans have - WTF fun facts