A news wrongly told is like an assault at gunpoint. (x)
*names his child Oscar*
"Would you like to hold h-"
"Say it like we rehearsed it."
*sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."
This cat is pretty fucking baller
Pancakes! They’re just as useful as they are delicious! Follow along as we improve your every day problems with some handy
Flaphack #1: Got a wobbly table? Throw some flapjacks under that thing, baby! Boom! Problem solved!
Lunch at the GCG (Grilled Cheese Grill) today with my momma. What a perfectly Portland peculiar place to eat! (and example of alliteration, hurrr) It was delicious. Although, I did awkwardly get stuck inside the bus for a minute. Operator error.
Also, my dog demonstrating unwavering focus. Good girl.